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Elegance Now Only Costs $5.99
Luckily for them, illiteracy is free.
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….It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tanks of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses…..
goodnight.
i want to kiss your eyelids
as you sleep,
so you might dream of me
and know that i have never left
your side.
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CollegeHumor Staff Blog: If College Classes Taught Things Actually Useful For College
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Sociology
- Parties: how to kinda nod and look at your phone so everyone just thinks your friends haven’t show up yet.
- Showing up on time to parties: Why you don’t do it.
- When the proper time to talk about your band is and how that time is never.
Modern Warfare
- “Hold me back bro!” How to…
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Wish I could find the pic of my kitten sleeping on top of the monitor….. his tail and paws would just hang off the top and block the sccreen, but the best was when he jumped IN to the screen to catch the mouse pointer……. Tubby ur missed…..
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Cute Lion Cub Practices Roar
So adorable, you won’t even mind being ripped to shreds by it
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